Guys are Crackers

While I was in New York on the May 24 weekend a bunch of guys somewhere in Ontario decided to take a bromantic trip to a cottage and spend their time drinking beer, hanging out and sticking firecrackers were the sun don't shine. It gets better. They documented it with photos and video. Thankfully the video is shot in the dark but there are moments of illumination....



The man in the video above did it on purpose. The guy in this little film didn't. You decide what's funnier.

Wakey Wakey

This is what it's like waking Aisha up early in the morning....

Rock Paper Scissor World Championships

OMG! I was so bored a minute ago but then I found out that the Rock Paper Scissor World Championships will be held in Toronto this coming October. Best of all, the championships will take place at a brewery.

RPS is "a decision making game of wits, speed, dexterity and strategy between players who are unable to reach a decision using other means."

Who wants to go? It's October 13, 2007.

Their site states:

As always, the World RPS Championships will be an open event so if you think you have what it takes to compete at the highest level that the sport has to offer, you can leave the event just like England's Bob Cooper (pictured below) did last year : as World Champion of RPS.

My kind of math

I may have many talents but math ain't one of them. This is how I would approach the following math question:

Our first night together

Thank you Brian!

Just another day in India

Ahh, I miss it.

What is this?

So, I got bored of looking at apartment ads and found this gem on Craigslist:

Friday gig perfect for a female college student

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You are available today for a 1/2 hour massage.
And you get paid!


And then there's this:

Great job for a confident female - body paint!

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You have always wanted to try it.
Here's your chance! Have you entire body painted tonight!

Wait, there's more...

I'm not quite desperate but this was amusing. Threesome anyone?

RENT EXPENSIVE? Rent-free for Bi-Girl !!!!

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RENT IS A BURDEN!!!I HAVE A one bedroom furnished apt to share in central Toronto FOR BI-GIRL. For info e-mail me with your pic.


He's really trying. Here's another ad posted today:

If You Are A Bi-FEMALE! Stay in Toronto RENT-FREE With Me!!

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I am OFFERING FREE RENT if You are a bi-female who is cute, petite and honest!, I live in a 1 bdrm. furnished apt. in Toronto. If you understand and speak English; if you are in your 20’s-30’s then I will share my Furnished 1 bdrm. Apt. with you for free. If you have a snapshot, please E-mail it along with a contact number!


This guy is creepy and a Rice King:

free room available to asian girl

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(18-30 years of age) who is also willing to get into a fun relationship with me
i'm 32, 5'10, european, retired, good looking
mike

Looking for a home...but not that sort of home

So, I'm in the process of looking for a place to live and it's been a rather fun filled experience thus far...not really. There are some rather freaky ads out on Craigslist today.

Here is someone looking for a hooker-type roommate:

$1 Free housing for cute woman

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Hi,
I have a 2 bedroom apartment. One room is my bedroom, the other is my music room.
I'm willing to share my bedroom and my bed with a nice woman, for free.
I'm 29, 5'6, single, good looking. If you're a nice woman you can house for free in Toronto.
Just let me know if you're interested.


Here's someone trying to get back at their landlord:

$350 BEDBUG INFESTATION & Men Urinating on the Floor!

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Bright blue building on the right as you head West towards Landsdown on College:Address 1232 College Ave. Major bedbug infestation. No amount of spraying have resolved this problem in 3 months. Blood stains on the walls should have been a clue! They were actually crawling up the walls. Want a permanent itch, rent from me!


This guy wants a maid:

$550 Mature Eastern European gentleman will share comfortable, furnished ho

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Mature Eastern European gentleman will share comfortable, furnished home with a neat, tidy lady in the area of Yonge & Steeles. Three minutes to TTC and shopping. $550/month includes cable, internet, laundry, and parking.