Thursday, March 29, 2007

The excitement won't let up

I heard a thud. We turned and looked out the window. Two cars in the intersection. Two guys get out of one car and run away. A man holds his side and kneels on the ground. Then a homeless man takes a chance and asks for change in the middle of the traffic accident. A loser lays on the horn and keeps his hands on it. The two guys who ran away come back limping. They so went to hide their stash. ...I'm waiting for the naked man to cross the street right about...NOW.

Things I think about

From time to time my mind wanders to places and timezones outside my cubicle. Specifically, it wanders to the days I was travelling through Asia and Europe. It wasn't so long ago and although I appreciate my job (and the income), my friends, my life in Toronto and all those subway rides to work, I do often think about less comfortable modes of transportation I have had to take at hours more ungodly than 8:30am.

From January 26, 2006 to February 28, 2007 I have had the pleasure of taking over 28 train rides, around 50 long distance bus rides, 9 boat rides between cities, in the vicinity of 15 flights and then there were the countless motorcycle rides, donkey carts, horse drawn carriages, camel rides, subways, sky trains, taxis, tuk-tuks and cycle rickshaws. I've spent more than 21 nights on overnight bus and train rides. The most epic of these was the three or four days (I lost count) I spent on a train in China trying to get from Xian to Turpan in Xinjiang province. On the way back I spent three nights travelling from Hotan across the Taklamakan desert to Dunhuang, then by bus to Golmud and overnight by bus to Lhasa in Tibet.

In the 13 months on the road I have crossed borders into 17 countries to visit over 114 towns, cities, villages and islands. New locales meant new sleeping quarters and so, I have slept in over 100 different beds including train/bus berths or on occasion mats. I've spent several nights sleeping in gers in the Gobi desert, on mats under a blanket of stars in the Thar desert, in basements and on rooftops in Kandahar, Afghanistan and Arambol, India.

All this travelling and sleeping meant meeting people. I added over 100 new emails to my address book (most of which I don't use), got more than 20 or so phone numbers (most of which I don't call) and have met more than 500 perfect strangers that I spent afternoons, evenings, days and hours hanging out with. There must have been at least a 1000 or so people I exchanged only a few words and smiles, or sometimes laughs and had the occasional shouting match, with.

I've been in the presence of some amazing souls including the Dalai Lama in Dharamsala. Other less world renowned souls but far more personally memorable were 83 year old Daw Khin Khin Htay at the Mahasi Centre in Yangoon who's last words to me were profound in their simplicity: "Don't ever forget."

Sarah in Hampi appeared clad in white like a ghost in the midst of a boulder strewn landscape. We spent a little over 24 hours in the same town exploring ancient Hindu temples.

Helen whom I approached in pitch black darkness on a path leading to Tonsai beach in Thailand. Over three days I discovered she was taking a break from her life changing move across continents. Every day was spent pushing off the mosquito infested climb up to the lagoon overlooking the water in favor of watching the oh-so-toned backs of rock climbers on the limestone cliffs.
Bill whom I met in Istanbul at the end of a long bout of passing out spontaneously. He came to meet me again in Kuala Lumpur and then I went to see him in Semporna, Borneo.

I've never been good with names and so I don't remember the name of the man sitting under a tree guarding a gator near Jaisalmer. His wive died during childbirth and he was left to raise four boys (between the ages of 5 and 12) living in the most basic of shacks right there next to the tree in the desert. New wives are hard to come by when you have four children and nothing more than a tree to stretch out under near a nuclear testing site.

I like to think that his name was Sandeep or Vikram because I want to believe that I remember his name. As luck would have it I just happened to get into the only car on the entire train with one bed left. Hanging out of a train door in the middle of the night as you approach the Himalayas has never been so much fun. The following day (still on the train) he tried to find me a salted lassi at the station platform but instead was blessed by a sari wearing hijra, aka the Indian version of a lady boy.

On another train ride two middle aged brothers were on their way back to their hometown from Delhi. "This is where they shot Gandhi" he whispered across the aisle to me as I looked out at dusk onto the platform. His brother had a severe skin condition that covered his hands and neck in boils. They shared home made puri and goolab jamun with me before pushing a terracotta cup of chai into my hands through the window bars from the platform in their hometown.

There's been others I've met in groups like the people that make up the Peace Corps in Mongolia, Hands On Disaster Relief workers and Peace Corps volunteers in the Philippines, the trio made up of Jim, Francisco and Mauro in Burma, the 15 people on the boat ride to Luang Prabang and Emma, her dad, Hedie and her husband in Halong Bay.

The Koreans I met deserve a special shout out. Fish was always fishie, a cockroach was suddenly cute when transformed into a cockroachie and leeches were less pesky when they were called leechie. Their sound effects left you breathless, their smiles were always big (and sometimes the afros too), their generosity boundless and the stories always crazy.

Memories like these keep coming up and they span across months and countries. There is no lack of wonderful people in this world. Sometimes things have been less than wonderful too. Witnessing fatal motorcycle accidents in Vietnam and Cambodia, sitting through bombings in Kandahar, having Kabul shut down into a curfew after a day of major rioting, being there with a fellow traveller during a drug bust in Laos, passing out at a market in India, nearly dying on the way back from Everest Base Camp as the leaking wheel on our truck kicked out at each of 28 hairpin turns off the mountain and the drunk drivers/captains in various countries made some days tense to say the least.

All these memories of people are strung around some of the world's most fascinating sights like the Taj Mahal, the Great Wall of China, the Terracotta Warriors, the national museum in Pnom Penh, the legendary weekend market in Kashgar, the scars of war in Kabul and Kandahar, the famed Khyber Pass, the Aya Sofia, the Berlin Wall, the temple city of Bagan, Ankor Wat, the Kama Sutra carved temples, the tiered rice terraces of Batad, pretty as pie Luang Prabang, white sand beaches of Borneo and the Potala Palace.

People, towns and sights aren't the only thing I think back on. The wildlife has been pretty spectacular along with the landscapes. Swimming with sharks, sitting with orangutans, watching wild horses run alongside the car, 100 plus foot sanddunes, a group of vultures devouring a cow's carcass, the Monet worthy sky in Mongolia, eagles dipping into the ocean to catch fish, watching Everest tower through clouds in Tibet, seeing flying fish skim the surface of the Celebes Sea or tuna jump from the early morning waters, sunset that make your hearts stop over mother of pearl oceans, following whale sharks and turtles while snorkeling, being blessed by an 16 foot boa or scared of a 10 foot king cobra all this and more was worth every penny I spent in the last year and every sleepless night I've had on the the road.

Looking out the window at work

This is what some of my co-workers saw looking out the window at the office onto Queen Street yesterday afternoon. Ah, I've missed Toronto!

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

13 Months on the Road...

...and here's where I've been.

India:
Delhi, Jaipur, Mumbai, Arambol, Fort Kochin, Hampi, Mamalapuram, Pondicherry, Khajuraho, Darjeeling, Calcutta, Jodhpur, Udaipur, Jaisalmer, Pushkar, Ajmer, Agra, Shimla, Srinigar, Dharamsala, Amritsar, Attari, Bangalore

Afghanistan:
Kabul, Kandahar, Khyber Pass

Pakistan:
Peshawar, Islamabad, Muree, Five Rivers

Europe:
Istanbul (Turkey), Berlin (Germany), Prague (Czech Republic), Minroavae (Czech Republic), London, Oxford, Cambridge, Brighton

Mongolia:
Ulaanbatar, Gobi Desert, Dalanzagad

China: Beijing, Pingyao, X'ian, Turpan, Kashgar, Kharkilile, Hotan, Lhasa, Shigatse, Gyantse, Shegar, Everest Base Camp, Yamdrok-tso, Kunming, Ruili, Dunhuang, Golmud, Tashkurgan

Burma (Myanmar):
Mandalay, Amarapura, Mingun, Sagaing Hill, Bagan, Nyaung U, Inle Lake (Nyaungshwe), Kyaiktiyo (Golden Rock), Bago, Yangon

Thailand:
Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Ayuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Piman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit (aka Bangkok), Ayuthaya, Chaiya, Surat Thani, Ko Tao, Krabi (Tonsai beach), Mae Hong Son, Pai, Chiang Mai, Chiang Khong, Hat Yai

Laos:
Pak Beng, Luang Prabang, Vang Vieng, Vientiane, Phonsavan, Muang Khun

Vietnam:
Hanoi, Sapa, Halong Bay, Hue, Hoi An, Dalat, Saigon, Mekong Delta, Chau Doc

Cambodia:
Pnom Penh, Siem Reap (Ankor Wat)

Singapore

Malaysia:
Melaka, Taman Negara, Kuala Lumpur, Sipadan Island (Borneo), Kota Kinabalu, Sepilok, Sipidan, Semporna, Sebai, Perhentian Islands

Philippines:
Baguio, Banaue, Batad, Legaspi, Donsol, Busuanga Island (Coron), Calauit Island, Manila

The Day the Music Stopped

The story below appeared in the Toronto Star two years ago. It was one of my favorite news events to ever be printed in a paper!

A Stoney Creek photographer says the music stopped "completely" in his family's home the day a tiger jumped through the window of his car at the African Lion Safari and mauled his accordion-playing son.

"In order to play, you've got to have good movement in your fingers," Ranko Balac testified in the Superior Court of Justice yesterday.

Balac's son David, 31, and David's former girlfriend Jennifer-Anne Cowles, 28, are suing the Rockton game park for injuries they suffered on April 19, 1996, when Paka, a 2.1-metre-long, 113-kilogram female Bengal tiger, came through their passenger window.

David Balac underwent several surgeries and skin grafts to his right arm and hand, and continues to suffer from chronic pain, memory loss and depression, the court heard. In addition to having his arm muscles destroyed and nerves and tendons crushed, Balac developed an infection from bacteria in the tiger's saliva, Madam Justice Jean MacFarland was told.

Meanwhile, Cowles, who was pregnant at the time, says disfiguring scars on her right hip and scalp have effectively ended her career as an exotic dancer. The court was told a tiger bite can exert 544 kilograms of pressure per square inch.

Ranko Balac has also filed a lawsuit. He, his wife Slavka and daughter Sandra have brought claims against the park under the Family Law Act, alleging that David's injuries deprived them of his guidance, care and companionship, and forced them to provide extra nursing and housekeeping services.

Earlier this week, David Balac testified that he took accordion lessons for 10 years and played in several competitions. His parents bought him several accordions, including one worth $3,000, he said.

Ranko Balac said his wife still cries when she looks at her son's arm.
"Was she the type of person who cried before the tiger attack?" asked Bruce Haines, the Balacs' lawyer.
"Never," Balac replied. The incident has also been tough on him, he added, removing his glasses and wiping his eyes.

In a statement of defence filed with the court, the safari says Balac and Cowles ignored signs posted around the park warning them to keep their windows up and not to feed the animals.

David Balac, who was driving his father's 1988 Honda Prelude, conceded he might have hit the driver's-side window button with his feet when he was struggling to free his arm from Paka's jaw. But he said he knows the passenger-side window was up when they entered the tiger preserve.

Under cross-examination by Doug Wright, a lawyer representing the park, Ranko Balac admitted that when he went to the game park the day after the attack to pick up his car, none of the windows appeared to be shattered, even though he noticed damage to the doors.

"When you show up and see both windows are closed and don't appear to be damaged, you might wonder how tigers got into the car," Wright suggested.
"Yes, I ask myself how," Balac agreed.
"It would seem to be a bit of a mystery, wouldn't it?" Wright asked.
"I don't know how they got into the car," he said.

The trial continues tomorrow.

Monday, March 26, 2007

Hammer Time

I laughed and laughed and laughed.

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Happy 1386!

Happy New Year everyone! It's officially 1386. The picture above has nothing to do with new year but it was taken a few days before March 21, so it's seasonally appropriate.

We celebrated with a little dinner. Home cooked. Then I got the best shirt ever from Andrea. It features the Hoff. Then I made a $500 bet with Greg. I have to clear the country by March 21, 2008 or else I owe him one month's travel expenses (in India 500 bucks goes a long way).

Monday, March 19, 2007

I lost 20 bucks on this one

So, turns out that he popped the question earlier than I thought he would.

Can you believe it? This dude...
...is marrying this crotch.
I looked for a picture of the two of them together and couldnt' find one in my yahoo photos.

Thanks to my unreachable status (ie I don't have a cell and my mom was in town) I didn't find out about the big news until I got to the office today. Congratulations! Keep in mind that July 28 is no longer an option as a wedding date.

I'm now taking bets on when these two will put a bun in the oven. I say 2009. 20 bucks.

Friday, March 16, 2007

Nicole's Last Mutual Lunch

It's a work thing that started when we moved offices to Queen Street. The Mutual Street diner is a few blocks up and quickly became the Friday lunch place. The waitresses are now on a first name basis with Scott and Nicole, the only production crew members that frequent the joint regularly enough to have the pleasure. Sadly, Nicole is moving to Montreal and won't have access to this Toronto gem any longer.

The Mutual has the sort of waitresses that would beat you with their handbags if you stepped out of line. Chuckles, our favorite, has enough dark eyeliner to be confused with a quarterback on a football team. Her nickname is based on Nicole's Hell's Angel neighbour who one day showed up at her front door with a police scanner to request her help with the words: "Nicole, I'm not an educated man but I've done a lot of livin'." He handed her the manual to the scanner and Nicole, good neighbour that she is, read it and showed him how to use it. Awwww. Chuckles, the waitress, bears such a resemblance to the biker that she now shares the nickname with him (without knowing it).

While everyone else was eating proper diner food I ordered the Greek salad. Big mistake. It was basically iceberg lettuce, feta cheese and one olive. I ate the cheese off the top and tried leaving the iceberg behind. This move on my part was greeted by Mama Waitress with the hairy eyeball. She stopped refilling the water glasses at the table to size me up and look me up and down! Then she got me a white styrofoam container, packaged the iceberg up and gave it to me to go! I was scared, I had to take it with me or else risk never returning. My water was not refilled.

Then Mama Waitress turned around to deal with a "there's a hair in my coke" complaint. Her response was simple "it's probably yours, dear." She did get the girl (I mean it, girl, not woman) a new coke in a can, no glass.

There's a real classy joint across the street from the Mutual called Mounties. We've been admiring the place for years and in honour of Nicole's move we will have drinks there on Monday night after work. Everyone's welcome. It's on the southside of Dundas Street at Mutual. There are no guarantees that this bar passed the inspection by the health board but there will likely be pros and down on their luck locals to hang with. See you there!

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Kuih Kapit Request Letter #19

The MARK sent some words my way. Happy belated birthday Mr. P!

Dearest Gina,

Its been sooooo long, I can't even use words like miss

I miss your touch, your warmth, your kiss


I couldn't write you a letter, so i'll sing u this poem

Too many sleepless nights, too many home alone.

These words are warm, to keep you from the cold

Read them as often as u need, they'll never get old.


Just a few words, to get you through

Just a few words cause, I'm thinking of you....


Kuih Kapit Request Letter #18

After some 'persuading' Yas got it in. It's sorta half love, half advice, half bitter. That's right: three halves make one love letter.

dear gina—here is your belated love letter. it’s not a haiku and it doesn’t rhyme. apologies for the delay. i’m a busy, and also generally a selfish procrastinator. that’s enough of a disclaimer. let’s get down to business. here it is—love the only way i know how: advice.

don’t feel sad about being back! this is prime time for being smug! you are better than the rest of us schmucks who were chained to our desks and this grey, (comparatively) boring city last year. use that! walk around looking down on us and continuously dismiss things here. try starting every sentence with “pfft! when i was in india …” or another example if you can work it in: “yoga? please! when i was meditating with the dalai lama recently…”

i know you’re not upset just about being back, and that you’re also under personal stress. from what you’ve told me, it seems like all of the demands and requests being placed on you are unreasonable, unfair and inconsiderate of your life or feelings. people who consistently do that to you, whom you love or whom you can’t rid your life of, shouldn’t occupy your mind and heart—or at least the problems they’re creating shouldn’t. i know it’s hard but i wish you could take a step back and see that you have nothing to feel guilty about and—this part may be harder—that they don’t mean you any harm. that way you might not be hard on yourself or on them, and the problem might seem a lot smaller. ok, back to the less serious advice.

cook me food. what the hell are you waiting for? you’ve been traipsing all over the east and stuffing your face with delicious and different flavours and posting pics of it and i’ve had just about enough. i went from being mildly happy for you to being very jealous. i’m crossing over into bitter, so hurry up. make me food inspired by your experiences. i’m tired of living through you. plus you haven’t seen my new place yet. i moved last year, you know. things happened in my life too!!! sheesh. you can make up for your neglect by making me these meals on my premises once a month for the remainder of the year. then maybe we can work things out and try and salvage this friendship. maybe.

there. your love letter. you must be feeling better already. thank me later. with that food.
xoxoxo
yas

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Ahh, those virgins

Kuih Kapit Request Letter #17

Arndis is in another timezone so I will forgive the delay. The 'letter' seems to be an abstract piece...
I realise this is a bit late but it took a while to get it sent all the way from Morocco.
This is a heartfelt love letter from a guy I know there (okay, actually it's in the style of a guy i know there. sort of like a sonnet).

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Monday, March 12, 2007

My sort of bar


The best bars in the city shut down within a short time of being discovered. It's a fact. Pimmelies (or whatever it was called) in Cabbage Town was a gem stumbled upon on an intoxicated walk late one night. Essentially a haunted house, the dining room of this mansion was crammed with tables and antique cutlery. Waving up from below, the slightly eerie bits of jazz beckoning you down a dark staircase in an empty building were irresistible.

That first night in the basement bar the bartender sat cross armed behind a dark counter as all the patrons seemed to be leaning into each other without making a single noise. The room, lit entirely by a blazing fireplace at the end of the wooden bar, was overdecorated by antiques including a suit of armor, helmets and Mardis Gras beads. Sure enough, a year later the restaurant bar had been turned into a soulless renovated drinking hole with no appeal.

A few years later I had moved out of the Cabbage Town area and was looking forward to life near St Clair and Bathurst. On my first walk down St Clair I saw a sign promising cheap beer. My heart skipped a beat (this was at the height of my lush days). A new/old gem.

If only they hadn't closed the Chinese Canadian Tavern on St Clair West to turn it into yet another Hispanic restaurant. $2.50 mugs of beer. A jukebox with forty songs including Dixie Chicks and Garth Brooks. Textured wall paper. Embossed table tops from the 70s. Drunk senior citizen regulars with sad, sad stories and a 75 year old bartender. What else do you want from your favorite divey bar?

We had some good times at the Tavern in 2006. I would like to thank Shannon for bringing a big Eastern European oaf that wore a pink tiara as he sat and stared at every girl's ass one of the many barbecue day's/drinking night's we had that year.

I've been looking high and low for another Pimmelies (or whatever it was called) or Tavern experience. Please let me know if you have discovered a bar with the qualities described above that I should know about. The review for the Rhino reads promising but in reality the place never really quite lives up to the low down dirtiness described in the first few paragraphs:
If you just want a place to drink yourself shitty, play a little pinball, and shoot some stick, the Rhino will do you just fine.

The beer is cheap, the wine is cheap, and the pool is cheap. Ambiance? Not really: Picture a clubhouse with really high ceilings. Best part about this bar is that it's pretty much scenester free. Not uncommon to see a local hunkered down with a pitcher all to his lonesome. God bless the lonely. This is a great place to "unleash the mojo."

When you walk into The Rhino you think, "I might get my ass kicked in this place" -- not a sentiment many Toronto bars inspire these days. The Rhino is a shrine to all things Parkdale trash, and the early evening patrons aren't acting. Later, when the place fills up (almost exclusively with men), it becomes a rowdy house of pure liquor-induced fun. Sure, some of the bar-stomping routines seem like they were lifted directly from a certain Patrick Swayze movie (you know the one), but by the end of the night you'll be singing "Gimme Three Steps" along with every other guy in the place.

It is smoky. But that's just about what you might expect at this Parkdale watering hole. The tables and booths are perpetually half-full (usually by the same folk) throughout the day, as are the high tables with stools, with local after-workers -- lots of local folk, no one in a suit. You can leave your fancy shoes at home for this one.

And, yes, there is a menu. It's all elevated bar food that's so-so, and reasonably priced. Classic Americana like grilled cheese sandwiches with tomato soup, fried clams and deviled eggs go perfectly with a roster of old-fashioned cocktails like sidecars, stingers and draught beer.

In the land of bright shiny hip spots, here's one alternative to let yourself come undone.