My Man, The Hoff, Needs YOUR Support

This is a dream of a cubicle. I think I could be a very, very productive person working there. It's better than traveling!

Seriously though, my baby has come under some fire recently over his divorce from Pamela. She's been making trouble for the poor guy. He hasn't even edited her out of his website yet! I think everyone of you should show their support for the man by going to see Click this summer. He plays funny man Adam Sandler's boss . I think it'll be a hilarious picture that will elevate his sexy machismo status to new levels.

Lulu, Alicia: I want reviews.

Other ways of showing your support for him involve helping him find his nipples. Or by visiting Rip-Hoffs. If you have attended art school (and I know some of you have: Deaner and Shanna Rose) you can make a wee little shrine and proudly display it, say, at work near your cubicles.

In the meantime I think y'all should learn the words to his biggest German hit song, Looking for Freedom:

One morning in June some twenty years ago
I was born a rich man's son.
I had everything that money could buy
but freedom I had none.

I've been looking for freedom
I've been looking so long

I've been looking for freedom
still the search goes on.
I've been looking for freedom since I left my home town

I've been looking for freedom
still it can't be found.

I headed down the track
my baggage on my back

I left the city far behind.
Walking down the road with my heavy load

Trying to find some peace of mind.
Father said: You'll be sorry
son
if you leave your home this way

And when you realize the freedom money buys
You'll come running home some day.

I've been looking for freedom
I've been looking so long
...

I paid a lotta dues
had plenty to lose
travelling across the land.
Worked on a farm
got some muscle in my arm

But still I'm not a self-made man.
I'll be on the run for many years to come

I'll be searching door to door.
But given some time
some day I'm gonna find
The freedom I've been searching for.

I've been looking for freedom
I've been looking so long
...
I've been looking for freedom
I've been looking so long