Kuih Kapit Request

Kuih Kapit is the Malay word for love letter. It's also a delicious meal. And since I am depressed and sad because it's cold and I left 30 degree weather last week to come back to the worst snow week in months I figure I deserved a little somethin' somethin' to make me feel better.

I opened my email account today and had a surprise love letter from a person that I apparently made an impression upon while still in 30 degree weather. Not only was it well written and cute (don't puke) it was also completely surprising because I had not given this person my contact information. Y'all have my contact information so, please indulge me and write me a love letter. There are no format requirements. Just don't make it sound like the one from Bradley.

Dear Gina,

It has been so long since we last met. You were intoxicated on plum brandy and lashing out at the world like a banshee whose banana was stolen.

I have been growing my hair into a mullet and now dress like a pirate (please reference the cover of the Harlequin Love Lost at Sea). I think you will like what I’ve done.

Till we meet again under the moon at Groundhog Pub + Grill.

Sincerely

Scott of Yorkshire

I couldn't find the Love Lost at Sea cover but I found Shadow Hunter. Does that dude look familiar to anyone? Did he intern here? Was his name Wayne? That's some beautiful luminous, long, dark hair buddy is sporting.