You can say a lot of things about my man...

...but at least he didn't throw his hat (and semen) in the paternity inquiry ring that is the post Anna Nicole Smith death media trauma. He may be an older man that enjoys the botox injections a little too much these days but he's still got some class (and wrinkles) left. His recent stints at various detox clinics is just a fashion statement that men his age need to make to keep up with the likes of Robbie Williams. This weekend I will...er...sleep-in (I'm trying to give up drinking excessively) to the Hoff: my fantasy, my man, my rock.

Cheers.