Kuih Kapit Request Letter #11, Part 1

This was sent to me from a man named Brian who explained the intricacies of a hostile takeover to me over coffee on the weekend. Then he described the intricacies of almost dying on his way back home to NYC on Monday morning over email. Then he send me this love letter, part 1. Stay tuned for part 2.

Here is Part I of the "David Hasselhoff loves Gina J Love Letter/Picture Series"

It Cometh Straight From The Hoff!

I wanna hook you on something more than my feeling
My spandex briefs tighten … imperceptably
at the thought of your tender lips around my
knight rider

TURBO BOOST!

Merry Christmas, indeed.